Slob by Ellen Potter

Owen Birnbaum is obese, and he's not doing a thing about it. He's ignoring everyone tripping him, his mom's 'diets', and how Mr.Wooly hates him. But when his Oreo's go missing, it's war!!!

Owen and his sister Jeremy's parents died in 2006 when they were shot in a deli. Owen's been trying to figure out who shot them by creating a TV like thing that can see the past. Owen brings 3 cookies to lunch everyday, and lately they've been going missing. Owen has his suspicions too.....

Slob sucked rotten eggs on a hot summer day in Arabia. I would rather cut off my feet, and try to walk through flames than read this book again. The only reason i finished it, was because I couldn't find any other books at the moment. The book was distasteful, and had no description. I wanted to gauge my eyes with a straw. Not a knife or a fork, which would be quicker, but a straw. That's right, it would be 12 times more painful!