Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli and Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti, two cousins from Brooklyn, decide they want to go back to their Italian roots. The Jersey Shore. What better way to go to Jersey, than to drink, flirt, and party?Bella Rizzoli and her boyfriend Bobby, of six years, just broke up. Bobby ended up being like, a stage 5 stalker. Bella decides to leave her family, and their deli, to go to Jersey with her fun, 5 ft cousin, Gia. Gia is a spontaneous, tan, party-girl. Gia's had her mother's support ever since her parents split up, and her mother and her moved from Jersey to Brooklyn, with her Aunt and Uncle and Bella. Gia, never saw her dad, and turned to drinking during her senior year. While in Jersey, Gia meets this really hot guy named Frank, a fireman. Bella meets three guys, Bender, Ed, and Tony. Tony is her boss at the gym. Gia works at Tantastic, a tanning salon run by a guidette cougar.
Gia forms a close bond with her boss, she even hooks her boss, Maria, up with Gia's landlord, Stan a, cheap, stinky old man. Gia 'pimps' him out. Maria and him finally get together. But then trouble strikes up when Bella is in between a sex game with two friends, Bender and Ed. Bender doesn't like Gia, because some drunk chick puked in his car (haha.) Bender tries to rape Bella, but she punches him in the face. Ed 'meets' Bella at a bar, and pretends not to notice her. On the other hand, Gia, has met two old enemies from High School Cheerleading.
I chose this book because it was by Snooki :). I love Snooki, on Jersey Shore. The book was funny, especially the chapter titles! (inside joke) Anyways, everyone should read this! i'd rate it 5 stars!!!
haha emma! i finished it 1st
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